Peachy Keenan's Extremely Domestic

This Land is My Land, It Is Not Your Land

America at 250 faces its worst enemy: our own good-natured generosity.

Jul 4 • Peachy Keenan

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June 2026

The Best Dad to Have is a Trad Dad

Not all fathers are created equal.

Jun 27 • Peachy Keenan

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Escape from Paris: Mission Impossible

A long-awaited family trip ends in a return journey from hell.

Jun 16 • Peachy Keenan

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Hollywood Fails Classic Lit 101

They used to make great adaptations. What happened?

Jun 6 • Peachy Keenan

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May 2026

What Is It That Makes Americans Special In All the World?

And we are. Sorry, haters.

May 26 • Peachy Keenan

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L.A. Needed a Savior. Enter Spencer Pratt.

An Unlikely Hero Rises, Forged in Fire

May 11 • Peachy Keenan

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April 2026

And You Call Yourself a Christian?

Please ignore anyone who tries to use your faith as a weapon against you.

Apr 25 • Peachy Keenan

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Holy Wars

The Pope and the President are beefing: but it's not really about religion, or Iran

Apr 18 • Peachy Keenan

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April of a Thousand Fools

Featuring Black Snape, Bryon Noem, the Easter Bunny, and the Ayatollah: the biggest fools, freaks, and winners so far in 2026

Apr 8

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March 2026

SUPERVILLAINS, my new book, is now on sale!

Happy birthday to me!*

Mar 24 • Peachy Keenan

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Pretty Woman at 36: A primer on old-fashioned American values

The perfect movie doesn't exi--

Mar 22 • Peachy Keenan

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The Last Boomer Drops the Bombs

A short Iran Explainer by a longtime Trump watcher

Mar 6 • Peachy Keenan

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