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You're Right, Kamala. We're Not Going Back.
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You're Right, Kamala. We're Not Going Back.

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Bratty Kamala Harris has adopted “We’re not going back!” as an impromptu rallying cry for her TikTok brat army of brittle, abortion-loving childless fur parents, their husbands, and their husband’s boyfriends.

These people are terrified of “going back” to low inflation, rising wages, low prices, and peace across the globe.

Why? They have one reason: so not a single unwanted baby is brought into this world. Literally nothing else is on their agenda. Feminism is such a powerfully corrosive acid solvent that it can dissolve even intelligent women’s brains into mindless mush.

Case in point: Molly Jong-Fast, the Chief Cat Lady for the Harris campaign, proud owner of the worst blonde highlights in Manhattan, America’s ur psycho ex-girlfriend, wrote this for MSNBC: “‘We're not going back' is such a powerful statement. Resisting going back is the only sane response to MAGA and its deeply regressive policies.”

It’s giving Bozo, Molly.

Fine. Discerning sophisticates like Molly, who have impeccable taste in all things, don’t want to #return to the Trump era and all its “regressive” policies. They hate record low taxes, record low unemployment, no new wars for the first time in forever, cheap gas, rising wages, all-time low border crossings, and low inflation.

Those things were good for Trump people, for middle America, for families—and therefore bad for them and their dystopian lefty dreams. Making people richer and safer means Democrats have a harder time getting elected!

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Things must be bad for democrats to find a way to win—so they can promise to send out more free money to help the starving peasants. This worked in 2020 thanks to the totally accidental timing of the pandemic.

Or, maybe they don’t want to go back to better days because they’re masochists who like pain. BDSM enjoyers who like a little sting in their sugar. Keep in mind that young liberal feminists have made choking during sex—yes, choking—the new kissing. Why should they fear being strangled by a newly arrived illegal when it’s their kink?

Or, maybe they don’t want a return to the Golden Age of Trump because misery loves company. Liberal unmarried women have the highest rates of anti-depression medication use. When you’re bummed out, it sucks to be around happy people. But what if…. everyone else was unhappy, too? Boom—you’re happy again!

Honestly, who can know the mind of a childless liberal female? I once was one of them and they still mystify me.

Here, then, is my question to them: what if I don’t want to go back either?

What if I refuse to go back to the chaos and decline that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris left us?

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