White Girl Summer
We're...back?
Summer Greetings from the Lost Riviera!
“White Boy Summer” is back as the meme of the moment, which means nature is healing. No, it’s not a call for racial strife, so please relax. It’s just wholesome, funny internet shorthand for a return to sunny American optimism, vitalism, and yes, youthful and appealing heterosexual aesthetics. Think of it as the antidote to the poisonous, aesthetically hideous “gay race Communism” that has been the go-to media imagery since 2020, and even earlier. Obese models, forced and awkward anti-white diversity, and literally trans everything.
This month, Pride Month happened but you almost had to look closely to see it in some places! It was noticeably quieter. White Boy Summer is synecdoche for cultural victory—and everywhere it looks like maybe we are … going to win.
The first full week of summer break is over, and I did not do any of the things I always mean to do: wash and put away all the school uniforms, organize all the…
