Peachy Keenan's Extremely Domestic

Peachy Keenan's Extremely Domestic

Turning On Your Fertility Machine

Motherhood: There's an App For That

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Peachy Keenan
May 30, 2023
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No, not this.

What day of girlhood are you on? If you are a fertile adult human female, you have probably grappled with the twin issues of not getting pregnant when you don’t want to, and getting pregnant when you do.

What if I told you there was a wireless, carbon-neutral technology that could prevent pregnancy without the use of synthetic sterilizing xenoestrogen that kills your libido and turns straight women into lesbians? 

What if I told you that this same technology could help you achieve pregnancy virtually on demand? Check those dystopian body horrors—like freezing your eggs or renting an artificial womb—at the door to the reproductive technology office!

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