The only Chiefs players I can name are the ones who date Taylor Swift. But one of them, a kicker (whatever that is) named Harrison Butker gave a commencement address at Benedictine College a couple weeks ago—and the entire world lost its mind.
Here’s one of the quotes that had everyone’s pink pussy hat tied in knots:
“I think it …
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