Peachy Keenan's Extremely Domestic

Peachy Keenan's Extremely Domestic

Toy Story 5: Sid's Redemption—and Disney's

Yo, Disney: This is the only Toy Story sequel we need.

Mar 06, 2023
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Disney is about to flush its last remaining quality franchise.

I came up with a crazy idea for a Toy Story sequel years ago, when we were in the middle of our never-ending Buzz Lightyear phase. At the time, I had a small boy who loved Buzz; he identified as Buzz. His pronouns were Space/Ranger. He wore Buzz outfits to preschool, dressed up as Buzz at least four Halloweens in a row, and never let go of his plastic talking Buzz toy.

Whenever we went to Disneyland, the first ride he had to go on was the Astro Blasters ride, an immersive Buzz ride-through fantasy battle with the Evil Emperor Zurg.

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