The Princess and the Pea-brained

A cancer is coming for the Royal Family—and I don't mean Kate's.

It was a fairy tale as old as time. Blushing maiden gets plucked from obscurity to marry the handsome prince and live every little girl’s dream.

Then the clock strikes midnight and your wicked brother and sister-in-law turn into rats.

When Kate Middleton landed the Whale of the Century, the Wales firstborn, a million commoners shared the W with her in sp…