The Debate: How Trump Can Win
Remember: It's not a debate. It's another Trump trial—and CNN is the judge and jury.
CNN’s “debate” on Thursday will not be a debate. It will be a courtroom-style cross examination by prosecutors Jake Tapper and Dana Bash of Defendant Trump.
Trump, like a courtroom defendant, will face objections and censure by his interrogators, who are going to be able to mute his mic (!!) anytime they wish.
Not only will Bash & Tapper use the mute button to hurt Trump, they’ll use it to SAVE Biden by muting him when he loses it, mumbles, or freezes.
These two dour sourpusses are going to open the debate with the most salacious, embarrassing moments of the hush money trial. They are going to talk “adultery,” “porn star,” “embezzlement,” “fraud,” and “34 felonies.” They will monologue this for 5 minutes. But instead of going into the “rigged trial” bit right away, Trump needs to immediately launch into the crime wave rocking NYC.
To counteract this rigged CNN interrogation, Trump will have to come out of the gate with winning answers. To help him and his team, here are some clapbacks to…
