Never Let a Midlife Crisis go to Waste
Dispatch from Peachlandia
Happy Great-GrandMILF Day!
Greetings, subscribers and happy belated Mother’s Day and Great-GrandMILF Day to all who celebrate!
It’s been a wild couple weeks, lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous. I don’t even know where to begin!
In culture news, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue came out. Remember when Derek Jeter’s supermodel girlfriend was on the cover? And then he proposed to her? This is not allowed anymore. This magazine has become the new Current Thing catalog. Hot young chicks in bikinis are out. Very old women and very male women are in.
A few years ago, it was all very large women. Then very large black women. Now it’s men with smattering of senior citizens. Martha Stewart, 81 years old, made a splash in her sexy cover photo. She looks incredible. Behold the magic of a high quality deep plane facia…
