June Gloom

Complicated business, folks.

School got out and then it rained almost every day for three weeks here.

The sun finally came up this week in L.A.—in late June. It feels like summer might happen, after all.

If you were wondering why I haven’t posted to Substack in a couple weeks or so, it’s because no one told me that becoming an internet nanocelebrity with a new book to promote would be this exhausting. I’m Doing the Work, people. I feel like the old cop in every 80s movie. “I’m getting too old for this sh*t.”

But here I go again—another appearance on Fox News last week, a few podcasts tomorrow, yesterday I got to hang out with my new best pal Dennis Prager in his studio.

Is it summer yet?

Meanwhile, I wrote about my attendance at the Dodgers drag queen counter-protest.