Introducing "Dear Peachy," my new advice column
An advice column for our Current Hellscape
Dearest Readers:
Ever since “Peachy Keenan” was immaculately conceived and delivered unto Twitter like Venus upon her half shell, my followers have suggested I write an advice column. Okay, fine: begged.
An advice column, you say? I used to love advice columns. I read Dear Abby and Ann Landers (Abby’s estranged sister) w…



