Democrats Turn Right To Win

The politicians are faking it—but the voters are not.

Yet again, Democrats have made the colossal blunder of pushing the Overton Window too far to the left in an election year.

They’re starting to panic. Their poll numbers are sinking faster than the new Miss Alabama in a swimming hole.

As we speak, they are desperately hanging new curtains onto the window to trick voters. They’re not interested in moderating or changing course—they just want you to think they have.

And it won’t work.

Spoiler alert: In a hilarious plot twist, as our elites attempt to fake “moderation” and grudgingly (and temporarily) adopt some soft Trumplike policies, their voter base actually really IS turning right! Former solid Democrats and Biden supporters are now shouting for Trump with their whole chest. And their neck tattoos.

Folks, when you have young Dominican gang members in the Bronx sporting Trump tattoos, it’s game over for you.

Thus, the hasty “makeover” happening in Washington.

Beware Democrats bearing American flags!

Borderline Insane

This Very Trumpy window dressing includes some hilarious developments over the last week. First, the Biden Admin signed some laughable executive orders that will finally “control the border” and “restrict illegal immigration.”

This must sound pretty good to Biden voters who suddenly find themselves wishing Trump had built his wall, but it’s an illusion. Misinformation alert!

It’s those pesky right-wingers, you see, who love open borders and want the country flooded with horny Middle-Eastern bros, not the Dems.