Delicious Newborns

Toddlers Get Fed to the Gender Machine

And all the little girls cried, “Boohoo! We want to have our appendix out too!”

Gender orcs take a bow. Transgender children, a totally made-up, imaginary group, are apparently such a huge demographic now that there are entire children’s hospitals dedicated to their imaginary medical needs.

There are legions of real, actual doctors and nurses and “gender therapists” and endocrinologist dedicated to feeding these perfectly healthy young kids into the hospital sausage-maker (and sausage remover) factory conveyer belt.

When you’re on the factory floor, don’t forget your waterproof scrubs—I hear it gets pretty messy.

An enormous and well-funded medical infrastructure has been hastily set up to quickly tag and bag young befuddled customers before the pesky parents have a chance to ask annoying questions.

But here is my question: with all these degreed professionals involved, surely there is a specific diagnostic test to determine if a child actually is suffering from being born into the wron…