Peachy Keenan's Extremely Domestic

Peachy Keenan's Extremely Domestic

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Peachy Keenan
Dec 28, 2023
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As far as heat goes, I’ve had worse. But only once, and it was coming from the insane BLM-New York Times white-hating Left.

This heat’s coming from our side! Today, I got absolutely eviscerated on X for my hot calendar takes—more about that in a moment. Allow me to say that a significant part of the normiecon/boomer coomer consoomer audience is strongly, even fanatically opposed to any attempt to de-cringe-ify the Right.

You will have to pry cringe media out of their cold, dead hands, and probably die in the process as they run you down in their Villages golf cart that’s decorated with loofahs and flamingos, then reverse back over your bleeding corpse for good measure.

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