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Biden's SOTU: A Big F You

Devouring the Soul of the Nation

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Peachy Keenan
Mar 08, 2024
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The State of Ukraine is strong!

Or at least, that’s what the first 15 minutes of last night’s Biden Threat to the Nation speech sounded like. He is still the wicked halfwit he’s always been, but don’t be fooled by the squinty eyes and shuffling gait. He may wear the decrepit skinsuit of the harmless-looking grandpa who once molested you at a sleepover; he’s still strong enough to destroy the entire country.

Joe and his demonic allies in D.C. really do fully intend on funding Ukraine forever, no end in sight, no expense spared, no conscripted warm body spared. Ukraine has no men left, and no hope of winning, and never did. But this gravy train is too good to end and every single person in that chamber is riding it to the end of the line.

But don’t worry, Ukraine! Biden will save you, like he’s going to save us from the biggest threats facing us:

"Saving the planet from the climate crisis...and the country from gun violence."

I found it unsettling to see all the most evil people in D.C. unde…

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