Peachy Keenan's Extremely Domestic

Peachy Keenan's Extremely Domestic

Beijing Tim

Who among us has never honeymooned in China with your wife—and a bunch of minors?

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Peachy Keenan
Aug 10, 2024
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Tim Walz, Kamala Harris’s brand-new VP pick, is a fanatical far-left lunatic wearing the friendly armor of hapless, bloated oaf from the sticks.

He’s America’s Dad. A patriotic National Guardsman. The hokey, folksy, small town hick made good. He’s not weird—he’s totally normal. He’s the inspiring Friday Night Lights football coach to a ragtag gang of kids. The beloved longtime social studies teacher. Just a regular guy. Why, shucks—Tim Walz is just plain as American as apple pie!

Only…is he?

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Sure, Coach Tim enjoyed spending an exorbitant amount of time lurking around young boys in their football locker room.

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