Beijing Tim
Who among us has never honeymooned in China with your wife—and a bunch of minors?
Tim Walz, Kamala Harris’s brand-new VP pick, is a fanatical far-left lunatic wearing the friendly armor of hapless, bloated oaf from the sticks.
He’s America’s Dad. A patriotic National Guardsman. The hokey, folksy, small town hick made good. He’s not weird—he’s totally normal. He’s the inspiring Friday Night Lights football coach to a ragtag gang of kids. The beloved longtime social studies teacher. Just a regular guy. Why, shucks—Tim Walz is just plain as American as apple pie!
Only…is he?
Sure, Coach Tim enjoyed spending an exorbitant amount of time lurking around young boys in their football locker room.



