Peachy Keenan's Extremely Domestic

Peachy Keenan's Extremely Domestic

26 Predictions for 2026

Spoiler alert: no, we're not all gonna die. Not yet.

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Peachy Keenan
Dec 30, 2025
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Can’t be as bad as this, right?

2025 started in a state of absolute exhilaration. The crackling thrill of victory was upon us. Eight years of “Get Trump” lawfare had failed. He’d survived bullets, bimbos, and brutal persecution. Our worries were over, Dude. Valhalla had arrived. The only question was: how long would it take to deport 20 million people so…

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